weavethebonds: (Fuck you sir)
weavethebonds ([personal profile] weavethebonds) wrote2010-07-15 08:26 pm
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[Event]

DA's Forest.

Someone is running through it, screaming "RAAAAHHHHH" very loudly.

Inspection reveals this to be Susan, carrying a large butterfly net, and chasing a Double Coston.

"GET BACK HERE SO I CAN HARVEST YOUR DELICIOUS MAGICAL ENERGY."

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[identity profile] weavethebonds.livejournal.com 2010-07-16 08:18 pm (UTC)(link)
"...His name is Igna....ramus. Why is the fact he's real shocking."

[identity profile] whitrthanwhite.livejournal.com 2010-07-17 12:43 am (UTC)(link)
I just assumed you were supreme ruler or something.

[identity profile] whitrthanwhite.livejournal.com 2010-07-17 02:19 am (UTC)(link)
... You aren't? ... I still think eating things to gain superpowers is kind of stupid, Susan.

[identity profile] weavethebonds.livejournal.com 2010-07-17 02:25 am (UTC)(link)
"HE DID IT. SO I HAVE TO DO IT. AND IT'S NOT EATING."

[identity profile] whitrthanwhite.livejournal.com 2010-07-17 02:46 am (UTC)(link)
It's still killing things for power. I'm fairly sure that makes you evil.

[identity profile] weavethebonds.livejournal.com 2010-07-17 02:50 am (UTC)(link)
"IT'S A DOUBLE COSTON IT'S ENTIRE POINT IS TO BE A TRIBUTE."

[identity profile] whitrthanwhite.livejournal.com 2010-07-17 02:53 am (UTC)(link)
And then when you see everyone you know as Double Costons, Susan?

::Walks towards you, looking annoyed.::

[identity profile] weavethebonds.livejournal.com 2010-07-17 02:55 am (UTC)(link)
"That's ridiculous, using a double coston as a tribute isn't a gateway to trying to slurp up my friends."

[identity profile] whitrthanwhite.livejournal.com 2010-07-17 03:10 am (UTC)(link)
Yes it is. I've been there. I've seen Brron do it. I'm fairly sure Noriko does it.

::Prods you in the stomach.::

No. Sacrifice.

[identity profile] weavethebonds.livejournal.com 2010-07-17 03:23 am (UTC)(link)
"...But he did it and he doesn't eat people!"

[identity profile] whitrthanwhite.livejournal.com 2010-07-17 03:59 am (UTC)(link)
... You're better than him by not eating, Susan.

[identity profile] weavethebonds.livejournal.com 2010-07-17 04:17 am (UTC)(link)
"I DON'T WANT TO BE BETTER THAN HIM LIKE THAT I WANT TO BE BETTER THAN HIM BY BEING ABLE TO DESTROY HIS FEEBLE MAGICAL POWER."

[identity profile] whitrthanwhite.livejournal.com 2010-07-17 05:59 am (UTC)(link)
... Then gain a magical artifact that would do so without killing anyone?

[identity profile] weavethebonds.livejournal.com 2010-07-17 06:16 am (UTC)(link)
"...Shiroko, it's a zombie! It's already dead!"

[identity profile] whitrthanwhite.livejournal.com 2010-07-17 06:24 am (UTC)(link)
... ::She slaps Susan across the face.::

[identity profile] weavethebonds.livejournal.com 2010-07-17 06:31 am (UTC)(link)
"OW. WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR."

[identity profile] whitrthanwhite.livejournal.com 2010-07-17 06:33 am (UTC)(link)
I'm a zombie. I'm already dead. Therefore you have no problem killing me, from the sounds of it.

[identity profile] whitrthanwhite.livejournal.com 2010-07-17 06:39 am (UTC)(link)
The spinal cord in my neck was severed. I think that counts.

[identity profile] weavethebonds.livejournal.com 2010-07-17 06:40 am (UTC)(link)
"You're a revived person. I mean a mindless decaying corpse sort of zombie."

[identity profile] whitrthanwhite.livejournal.com 2010-07-17 06:43 am (UTC)(link)
... I don't consider myself revived. I'm dead and still moving by a fluke of science.

[identity profile] weavethebonds.livejournal.com 2010-07-17 06:44 am (UTC)(link)
"You're warm and squishy. That means you're revived."
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