[Event]

[weavethebonds]

DA's Forest.

Someone is running through it, screaming "RAAAAHHHHH" very loudly.

Inspection reveals this to be Susan, carrying a large butterfly net, and chasing a Double Coston.

"GET BACK HERE SO I CAN HARVEST YOUR DELICIOUS MAGICAL ENERGY."

Comments

[whitrthanwhite.livejournal.com]

I'm a zombie. I'm already dead. Therefore you have no problem killing me, from the sounds of it.

[weavethebonds.livejournal.com]

"You're not a zombie."

[whitrthanwhite.livejournal.com]

The spinal cord in my neck was severed. I think that counts.

[weavethebonds.livejournal.com]

"You're a revived person. I mean a mindless decaying corpse sort of zombie."

[whitrthanwhite.livejournal.com]

... I don't consider myself revived. I'm dead and still moving by a fluke of science.

[weavethebonds.livejournal.com]

"You're warm and squishy. That means you're revived."

[whitrthanwhite.livejournal.com]

... Only because a bunch of robots are telling my corpse that it should be "warm and squishy".

[weavethebonds.livejournal.com]

"You're warm, squishy, have pumping blood, and are smart enough to make me frustrated in conversations. You're alive."

[whitrthanwhite.livejournal.com]

I don't consider being kept alive by a bunch of machines and the magic of a god to be really alive, DeRay. And... mmm...

[weavethebonds.livejournal.com]

"...Well. I still consider you alive."

[whitrthanwhite.livejournal.com]

... Well... I consider them alive as well. ::Points to the Double Coston.::

[weavethebonds.livejournal.com]

She goes 'dhdgsgdgsgd'.

"...Can I use Dark Effigy. It's just a rock."

[whitrthanwhite.livejournal.com]

... I don't see why not.