Event

[weavethebonds]

There's some youthful looking girl with goggles and the outfit a complete shut-in might think was stylish loading crates of what appear to be volatile chemicals into a little red wagon.

She looks familiar.

Comments

[weavethebonds]

"That's funny, I seem to have forgotten the part where I asked you to nose into my business, Jughead."

She shuts the flaps of the box so you can't snoop.

"And they're perfectly safe as long as you're me, which I am."

[3_s33s_what]

Oh I dunno, dangerous lookin' chemicals, always seems a good thing t' stick ones nose int'.

[weavethebonds]

"Maybe you wanna end up as a frog. Or a newt. Then you'd be as slippery as your demeanor suggests."

[3_s33s_what]

Oh, no, don't do that. Whatever'll I do.

*says that really flatly*

[weavethebonds]

"Hop around and then live in a jar or aquarium, probably."

She starts to walk with the wagon.

"I'd put some yen in the tank so you felt comfortable though."

[3_s33s_what]

Oh, well thanks f'that. If I became a newt, maybe 'd act like a pretend dragon or somethin' instead an' horde it all.

So why th' return 'f th' goggles?

[weavethebonds]

"I feel like they contain all my motivation."

[3_s33s_what]

An' th' outfit?

[weavethebonds]

"....What? It's cute."

It's random.

[3_s33s_what]

It looks like a weird lop-sided mess.

[weavethebonds]

"Well what do you know about fashion, you always look like a guy trying not to draw attention as he sneaks into a smut theatre!"

[3_s33s_what]

Well at least th' "tryin' t' not draw attention" part's accurate.

An' I got plenty 'f fashion-related views. They're just all unwillin'.

[weavethebonds]

"All your fashion related views are considered irrelevant!"

[3_s33s_what]

That's cause y'idea 'f fashion involves one long boot an' half-pants.

[weavethebonds]

"Asymmetry is in style!"

[3_s33s_what]

I really doubt that half-pants're a style are all.

[weavethebonds]

"They totally are!"

[3_s33s_what]

By... who?

[weavethebonds]

"..All the fashionistas."