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[weavethebonds]

 Oh god where did the last two days go. Oh. Oh. Christmas. Right.


Shiroko got an expensive artist's desk and supplies.

Shiyoko got sound-cancelling ear muffs. Kamala got Captain Blasto's Sonic Scream Gun With Parent Harassing Technology. Also a little red wagon.

Noriko got another cake box, with a 10,000 yen gift card and also a limit on how much she can spend daily put on it.

Sanshi got a baby crib, inside the crib was is a book on investing.

Shikou got a basket full of delicious bones, except under the bones is a cooler containing a very expensive beef roast.

Suguru got a 50,000 yen gift card good at any store in Shibuya.

Anyone who knows her superfluously got candy.

Comments

[observershikou]

... I was going to question your choice of gift.

But I guess it's good that I removed the bones themselves, first.

[weavethebonds]

..You don't like bones?

[observershikou]

... I don't know why you think I would, to be honest.

[weavethebonds]

..You smell people and when I scream you look like you want to die.

[observershikou]

Canine-like attributes do not mean I want to gnaw on bones, DeRay.

[weavethebonds]

...But you like the roast, right.

[observershikou]

Oh-- yes, I do! I really do, thank you.

[remarkablerain]

Whoa. Uh. Thanks?

... ... Do you think I need new clothes or something...?

[weavethebonds]

You could do with a larger wardrobe.

[remarkablerain]

I-I like my wardrobe as it is, though.

I mean. I'll go look. But I dunno if it needs to be bigger or anything.

[3_s33s_what]

...

[weavethebonds]

Mmmmyyyes?

[3_s33s_what]

... why a crib.

[weavethebonds]

You're married?

[3_s33s_what]

... A kid ain't gonna be happenin' 'til either A) 'riko gets her money situation taken care of, or B) Sanko leaves highschool.

Just sayin'.

[weavethebonds]

...Good to be prepared either way.

[blackrthanblack]

I'm going to kill you.

[weavethebonds]

What?

[blackrthanblack]

We're returning the Captain Blasto's Sonic Scream Gun With Parent Harassing Technology to the store.

[weavethebonds]

..I got you ear muffs!

[blackrthanblack]

Erland can't stand them either and I can hear through the ear muffs!

[weavethebonds]

But the toys that make noise are always the most fun!

[blackrthanblack]

When she is old enough to have some impulse control. NOT NOW.

[weavethebonds]

Fine fine.

I'll call the toy store and have them prepare another toy.

[blackrthanblack]

Said toy should be sensible and quiet.