[Event Post]

[weavethebonds]

Susan is having a Halloween party.

You probably got an invitation. Apparently almost everyone on planet earth did. Which would be bad for her apartment if the door didn't seem to lead to an illogically huge space that resembles a castle dungeon, complete with spooky mist up to everyone's knees, skeletons chained to the walls, a cauldron of...something, labelled 'no kids', and a giant table of food.

So come, dress up, steal all of Susan's food if she doesn't know you. She's not going to notice, she's busy walking around in a spooky witch outfit.

Comments

[beastkingnaoma]

He catches it, slips it behind her, and shoves her forehead.

[tsunny_sunday]

::Plops into the chair.:: Go eat a dick.

[beastkingnaoma]

"Hey, try being properly sweet for once."

[tsunny_sunday]

When the world ends or you actually get a woman who likes your ass.

[beastkingnaoma]

"You like me."

[tsunny_sunday]

If you consider "Kill you" meaning "like".

[beastkingnaoma]

"That's why you dressed up as a princess for me to kidnap, right."

[tsunny_sunday]

Kidnap you, correction, dipshit.

[beastkingnaoma]

"To make out with, right."

[tsunny_sunday]

No. I am programmed to kidnap you and then dump you into the ocean in a can full of cement.

[beastkingnaoma]

"Translation: You want so sleep with me."

[tsunny_sunday]

I want to see you drowned and dead.

[beastkingnaoma]

"So you want to squeeze my head with your thighs."

[tsunny_sunday]

I want you to be a rotten corpse being picked apart by fishes and turn into a coral reef.

[beastkingnaoma]

"..."

He starts shaking your head.

[tsunny_sunday]

::Laser sights glow over your chest.::

[beastkingnaoma]

"..You should load nicer programming. I'm a nice guy. You should like me."

[tsunny_sunday]

::Her face unfolds, resulting in a boxing glove flying at you.::

[beastkingnaoma]

WOK

"OW FUCK"

[tsunny_sunday]

Don't fuck with my head like that.

[beastkingnaoma]

"I'm trying to make you less kill-y."

[tsunny_sunday]

Then buy me.

[beastkingnaoma]

"Wat,"

[tsunny_sunday]

Buy me and program me to be less killy.

[beastkingnaoma]

"..From who."