[Event]

[weavethebonds]

Susan is finally awake, and in her hospital bed. Sort of. Because most of her is actually lifted off the bed, considering both her legs are in casts and in large sling, as is her left arm.

She does look incredibly depressed. A bit sleepy too, but that's probably because she's mashing the 'pain' button on her hospital clicker every fifteen seconds.

Comments

[weavethebonds.livejournal.com]

"...Why."

[thefifthmonarch.livejournal.com]

My hopes and dreams were smashed, I no longer feel like a pretty princess, and I am thus one of the unwashed geeks.

[weavethebonds.livejournal.com]

"At least you're not making those weird DVDs anymore. You ruined one of my pearl necklaces."

[thefifthmonarch.livejournal.com]

Yeah. Jinn pointed that out. Apparently the entire shipment of them I sent to Siberia crashed the plane half way in somewhere like, North Korea.

So. Broken bones.

[weavethebonds.livejournal.com]

"They suck and hurt."

[thefifthmonarch.livejournal.com]

And I take it you don't want any help from me trying to have those hurt less. ::Prods your leg.::

[weavethebonds.livejournal.com]

Howls with such agony that somewhere, miles away, Shikou just had a heart attack. Mashes the button furiously.

"DON'T DO THAT."

[thefifthmonarch.livejournal.com]

... That much pain? ... ::Sigh:: I will never understand you people and your desire to "work towards" things, including injuries.

[weavethebonds.livejournal.com]

"I didn't say that, give me magic feel good juice, go go."

[thefifthmonarch.livejournal.com]

... What

[weavethebonds.livejournal.com]

"Give me magic happy juice. What's the difference between that and being on Vicodin for six months."

[thefifthmonarch.livejournal.com]

But no one ever accepts my help...

[weavethebonds.livejournal.com]

"So?"

[thefifthmonarch.livejournal.com]

Why would you accept my help?

[weavethebonds.livejournal.com]

"Because it hurts?"

[thefifthmonarch.livejournal.com]

So what do you want from me? And, you're not fucking with me here, right?

[weavethebonds.livejournal.com]

"Well I dunno, if you whirl around and ask for my firstborn or something I'm gonna tell you to shove off. Otherwise probably not!"

[thefifthmonarch.livejournal.com]

I'll do it under one condition. When you get better, I get to cash in a ridiculous favor of something in the order of "Have your hair blonde for a week or two". If we're doing contracts.

::Tapping foot.::

[weavethebonds.livejournal.com]

"I'm going to need some kind of promise it won't be something insanely offensive to my soul."

[thefifthmonarch.livejournal.com]

Define insanely offensive to your soul.

[weavethebonds.livejournal.com]

"Making me dumb, making me wear some sort of harlot outfit, anything like that."

[thefifthmonarch.livejournal.com]

Blonde Hair for two weeks?

... And those clothes aren't that bad.