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So hey.

I have to teach two apprentices magic.

Who wants to learn magic.

Well... I dunno if humans can use magic, so let's call it the theory of magic.

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Hook me up, Goggles.

Though I think I mostly need help with target practice, as my book says "How to Have Fun Burning Things"

Well I dunno about helping with that, Burny.

... I'm not a Pyromaniac, geez.

Yet.

It'd take a lobotomy to make me that stupid!

None of the charmers get lobotomies.

The Fortune Ladies just TELL THEM they did.

... wut.

Don't spread that around, it's a secret.

Mind over Matter, y'know.

... What's the Psychic Solemn Judgment got to do with anything?

...The OTHER definition of mind over matter.

... One moment.

... I don't see with Chinese Communistic theory has anything to do with Charmers and Lobotomies.

..The PSYCHOKINETIC definition.

... Oh.

Yes.

So they're told... and they become stupid...?

They weren't brain trusts to start, you see.

...

Ah. Peasantry enrolled into the job? ... Does explain Aussa...

That sounds very much like one of those courses a lazy university student would take.

The school offers a course on Alchemy.

and I'm going to be preparing for this while taking a bath in a bathrub the size of a swimming pool while drinking fruit juice out of expensive crystal. This isn't exactly the most normal school, Professor.

You have yet to refute my statement.

I'm not going to. That's probably what it'll end up being.

But it's not like I'm charging anything or giving grades.

I'll participate, if that's alright.

..What could YOU possibly learn from a magic class?

I operate on different rules, so learning the rules you operate on can help me use your sort of magic.

It's sort of like saying "Football". I'd operate on American rules, whereas everyone else operates on what is also known as "Soccer". Not to mention alternatives like "Rugby".

..Fine.

Just let me know when and where.

You don't know if humans can use magic?

The magic I know, at least.

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