[Event Post]

[weavethebonds]

Susan is having a Halloween party.

You probably got an invitation. Apparently almost everyone on planet earth did. Which would be bad for her apartment if the door didn't seem to lead to an illogically huge space that resembles a castle dungeon, complete with spooky mist up to everyone's knees, skeletons chained to the walls, a cauldron of...something, labelled 'no kids', and a giant table of food.

So come, dress up, steal all of Susan's food if she doesn't know you. She's not going to notice, she's busy walking around in a spooky witch outfit.

Comments

[thefifthmonarch]

And who told you I have money troubles?? ::Huffs, looking indignant.::

[fantasticfeline]

"Bathroom grafitti calling you a penniless skank."

[thefifthmonarch]

::Attempts to pick you up by the neck.::

[fantasticfeline]

"I DIDN'T WRITE IT!"

[thefifthmonarch]

::Squeezes gently.::

I'll pay you to find out who did.

[fantasticfeline]

"Aren't you poor though. I don't take IOUs."

[thefifthmonarch]

Poor and frozen/gridlocked assets are different things. ::SQUEEZE::

[fantasticfeline]

"...Not to me."

[thefifthmonarch]

...

May you be cursed to comfort the aching bodies of women for the rest of your days.

::Tosses you away.::

[fantasticfeline]

"Wat."

[thefifthmonarch]

::Goes to schoolmarm elsewhere. Unless you want to follow and pester her.::

[fantasticfeline]

Nah I'll just toddle off to figure out what that meant the instant I run into some other female.