weavethebonds | (no subject)

...Do I come off as having a sadistic streak?

...Or being. Uh. 'evil'.

Just a wee bit, your highness.

..How?

I think I heard something about glass domes...?

And you just. Do come off as slightly sadistic.

A good ruler. Just. Slightly mean?

THAT WASN'T ME.

How do I come off as sadistic?

I think I remember a windstorm ripping through a tabloid office unexpectedly once.

THAT WAS NEVER PROVEN.

Yes'm. Would you like me to shine your shoes, mistress?

..This is always going to be weird.

Then do something about it!

If I do, don't cry if your nose is stuck pointing up at a 56 degree angle.

I can get that fixed. ... Probably.

You'd also lose the fox thing if you have one.

... ;.;